Now here’s a conspiracy theory one for you…wouldn’t surprise me if this is true.
We’ve all done some shit jobs in our time, but these are amongst the worse you could get…
“This unfortunate man named Dan Maurer is suffering from an over-sized
scrotum. This disorder is known as scrotal lymph edema. It is a rather
rare condition which has affected men. It is also referred to as scrotal
elephantiasis which is found generally by obese men.
with this unusual disorder suffer from not being able to walk normally
and often are afflicted with intense pain and discomfort.
massive enlargement of the scrotum is from the thickening of tissue and
fluid build up. Typically, the skin becomes bumpy and irregular, the
penis also becomes buried within the tissue.”
be cute, beautiful, funny, or enchanting, but these pictures are
powerful. They are gripping and unforgettable because of the volumes
they speak about the human condition – about some of the best and worst
moments of contemporary human existence…”
Embracing couple in the rubble of a collapsed factory
Apologies all readers out there I appear to have f.cked my blog. It may well go offline fior a while again while I work out what I’m gonna do but I’ll try and remember and put some updates on this time 🙂
<edit>turned out to be relatively easy problem this time, everything so far so good thank god</edit>
Not sure if these are in order of importance from a wife’s view, but if a man had written this about a perfect wife I think #’4 would be a bit higher up the list lol
We have previously shared an amazing experiment by Japanese
scientists on tardigrades. They have actually been brought back to life
after spending 30 years in zero temperature. Also named water bears or
moss piglets, these tardigrades were kept frozen from past 30 years and
when they were exposed to the normal room temperature, they started to
reproduce. That’s amazing!!!
These eight-legged microscopic animals can easily survive the
severest climatic conditions, be it melting heat or zero temperatures.
They can easily survive without any food or water for as long as 30
years. A recent study proves this half a millimeter creature to be
immensely tough. They can outlive all the humans.”
We’re all human, but I wonder what the penalty is in the army for passing out on parade?
“French prodigy known as Tina S. is perhaps if not the greatest living
guitar god left on the planet. She has otherworldly fingers which flow
between each fret with absolute ease. For those who play guitar or have, this is simply stunning. Everyone has
their talent in life whatever it may be, she certainly can rock out to
whatever she wants at any given time. Lets face it, some people are just
born with natural talent. Tina is only 17 years old and has a knack for knocking out anything
musical that comes her way. What her ambitions are have not yet been
declared. The music world should take notice, this girl can play
whatever for anyone. Get her into the studio ASAP.”
She started playing at the age of 6 – see link above for the 6 years of practise plus covers of all the greatest rock solos of all time..
Ludwig van Beethoven – Moonlight Sonata ( 3rd Movement ) Tina S Cover
change the way you think, in order to become a good, successful human.
Changing your mind is not something bad. On the contrary it’s the best
thing you can do because it means you’re evolving!
Don’t be afraid to change. Be afraid of staying the same. Be afraid
of not trying for something better. Be afraid of not risking.
The following 30 quotes will inspire you regarding how you see your life, your dreams, yourself and others too.”
This one is something I should really take some tips from myself..
..and here’s one for you mum 🙂
“The new long hard slog for the pinnacle
of Mount Celeb. Unless you’re the success of a reality TV show,
celebrity only comes after years of perform, taking odd jobs to cover
the bills and struggling constant rejection (if you are the winner of a
television show, the rejection employs you’re famous…). The majority of
celebs stick to the tried-and-tested jobs associated with waitress,
bartender and burger-flipper before they make it, however there are
others who have better jobs. No doubt the planets of
adult-film-set-design and cosmetics for the dead were i am sorry to lose
these particular people to the field of showbiz…but we’re glad that
they finally found their real calling. Delve into the dishonest days of
pre-fame in our The top 10 Celebrities who had Interesting Past Careers.“
Angelina Jolie an undertaker? What a waste that would’ve been..
as helium, hydrogen, nitrous oxide or air. Early
balloons were made of dried animal bladders. Modern
balloons can be made from materials such as rubber,
latex, polychloroprene or a nylon fabric. Some balloons
are purely decorative, while others are used for
specific purposes such as meteorology, medical treatment,
military defense, or transportation. A balloon’s
properties, including its low density and relatively
low cost, have led to a wide range of applications…”
“German Panther” is a 2007 sculpture of
a Panzer tank made out of balloons, from Hans Hemmert.
It’s nearly 10 metres long