Actual Excuses

Collection of “actual excuse
notes from parents (including spelling)” from the Office of Educational Assessment
at the University of Washington.

My son is under a doctor’s
care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.”

Dear School: Please ekscuse
John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.”

Please excuse Tommy for
being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.”

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